And now Pablo and Sam will offer you their thoughts on several things. Responses are limited to one of 5 responses:
not a fan at all
not a fan
no thoughts
fan
huge fan
let us begin.
Sam: Not a fan. It's like, get a real bed.
Pabs: Huge fan. Especially sleeping on bottom.
Sam: Mixed. I'm normally a big fan, but when not done properly (ie. slightly stale angel food cake or slightly frozen strawberries), I start to have issues. Also don't like the connotation of that shitty girls' cartoon. Unless like Britney Spears were to dress up as her.
Pabs: Huge fan man. Strawberries are the shit.
Sam: Fan
Pabs: Not a fan. It's fucking gross.
Sam: Not a fan of real horses but I'm a fan of pictures of them. I'm also a fan of Katherine Petracek and the Pantelides' sisters riding them.
Pabs: No thoughts.
Sam: I wasn't a fan at all until Pabs became my good friend. That plus my love of Costner (via Field of Dreams and For Love of the Game, also thanks to Pabs) made me see the game in a new light, so I'm a fan. But I don't follow it so I'm not a real "fan" of the actual game. But I'm still a fan.
Huge fan is an understatement.
Sam: Huge fan is an understatement.
I'm a fan, I love scrabble and I play regularly but I'm not as obsessed as Sam.
Sam: No Thoughts.
Pabs: NOT A FAN *AT ALL* Who designs thes wretched pieces of shit?
Sam: Not a fan
Pabs: Huge fan man. Very therapeutic.
Sam: Mixed. It's very therapeutic of course, but sometimes it's just another chore on a long list of things to do.
Pabs: I gotta say, I'm a fan. Nothing feels better than having a full arsenal of clothes to choose from.
Sam: I'm a fan
Pabs: Big ole' fan.
Sam: Huge fan. love of my youth Jennifer Connelly plus comic books = amazing
Pabs: A fan, but not a real huge one.
Sam: Not a fan
Pabs: Not a fan
Sam: Straight up, I pinched my penis in my zipper as a young tot. Not a fan.
Pabs: I'm a fan. More so of larger zippers, like the kind that are used to zip up the plastic windows of my jeep. Less so of those teeny zippers that require effort to pull.
Obviously, I'm a huge fan. There's always the chance though that the pants you wear on that day don't work on said rail *at all*. But that's the risk you have to take for that one perfect slide that impresses all the other 6th graders on the front lawn...
I've gotta agree. I'm a massive fan. Corduroy is obviously the preferred fabric in this area.
Sam: I'm a HUGE fan obviously. Ronald Zahoric used to eat glue and crayons in 1st grade
Pabs: Not a fan at all. Seriously. I don't fucking see where you're coming from here.
Sam: not a fan.
Pabs: not a fan.
Sam: I'm a HUGE fan. SO SCARY!
Pabs: I have a feeling that Sam responds in the manner he does because he hasn't actually seen a bear raise up like that in person. I would assume that seein one in person doing that is scary as all shit. So I'm obviously not a fan at all, because it's probably the last thing you see before it mauls your little ass to death.
Sam: Not a fan! That shit hurts when it hits you!
Pabs: A fan. Usually I stay inside, jackass, so it doesn't hurt.
Sam: I'm a huge fan of sneezing
Pabs: I'm a huge fan of sneezing.
Sam: I'm a fan.
Pabs: Not a fan.
Sam: I'm a big fan.
Pabs: I'm a huge fan. Mostly because of the beeping noise the wheel itself makes when you spin it. So much better than that shit-ass noise the Wheel of Fortune wheel makes. click-click-click... ugh
Sam: I'm a fan. Straight up, it tastes good.
Pabs: NOT A FAN AT ALL. What the fuck do you mean it tastes good? It tastes like you're sucking on a fucking penny or something. YUCK.
Topic #22: The Sounds that Crickets Make
Sam: I'm a huge fan.
Pabs: NOT A FAN AT ALL: Straight up. Shut the fuck up.
Topic #23: Cicadas
Sam: Huge Fan.
Pabs: NOT A FAN AT ALL: Even less of a fan than that cricket shit.
Topic #24: Stalactites
Sam: HUGE FAN
Pabs: Not a fan. Straight up. I don't want one to fall on me.
Topic #25: Stalagmites
Sam: NOT A FAN AT ALL.
Pabs: No Thoughts.
Topic #26: Briefs
Sam: Mixed. Phases here and there.
Pabs: Fan. I would be the first to say that I definetly don't wear them, and
haven't since like 4th grade, but I can't deny my briefwearing past. I used to
be a briefs guy. So I'm a fan. I'm presently a boxer briefs only guy.
Topic # 27: Manilla File Folders
Sam: No Thoughts
Pabs: Huge fucking fan.
Topic #28: Large, Heavy Chains
Sam: Not a fan AT ALL. Straight up - they're heavy.
Pabs: No thoughts.
Topic #29: Handcuffs
Sam: Not a Fan.
Pabs: Big fan. Take it from someone who, on multiple ocassions, has found
himself in them.
Topic #30: Digging Holes @ The Beach
Sam: Mixed. I'm a fan but sometimes I get tired.
Pabs: Big fan. Few things compare to the reward of hitting that water at the
bottom.
Topic #31: Burying People in sand @ The Beach
Sam: HUGE fan. Especially if that person is Pablo
Pabs: Mixed. I enjoy being buried, but not burying. Unless we're burying someone
with the sole purpose of leaving them there for the tide to wash over.
Topic #32: Urinating in the Pool
Sam: Ugh. Not a fan.
Pabs: No thoughts.
Topic #33: Urinating in the Shower
Sam; HUGE FAN
Pabs: Mixed. Some days it's so fucking money while other days it's just straight
up questionable. Also, not a fan of urinating in other peoples showers.
Topic #34: Undershirts that are a different color than white
Sam: Mixed. Used to be a huge fan in middle school/early high school. Had all
colors. Now only white is acceptable.
Pabs: NOT A FAN AT ALL
Topic #35: Slavery
Sam: No Thoughts.
Pabs: No Thoughts.
Topic #36: Death
Sam: Mixed. Other people: not a fan at all. Me: Huge Fan. Straight up, the
afterlife is gonna rule
.
Pabs: Straight up. The afterlife will be a fiery graveyard where you burn
eternally. NOT A FAN AT ALL.