Before you delve into the Stephaniie Tanner Project, Part 1.5, it is necessary to completely review (if you haven't already,) The Stephanie Tanner Project, Part 1. In our first project, James took hold of a sad, pathetic simpleton from Ohio, and destroyed his life. The original STP gained a massive following, eventually being talked about on nationally syndicated radio shows and countless internet mesage boards. After the completion of the first STP, we took a few months off to enjoy our newfound fame. Soon though, I started to miss Randy. James and I would often find ourselves wondering where our lovable loser was, what he was doing, and if had ever gotten those panties we sent him. And so I made the decision to start looking for another sad, desperate human being.

Lightning doesn't often strike twice - at least not in the exact same place, and often not with the same intensity. In this case, however, I was incredibly excited to run accross Bruno, another avid Jodie Sweetin fan. On a late night this fall, I decided to test the waters and send him an email. I decided to send him the exact same correspondence that James had penned for Jodie's first letter to Randy. Surprisingly enough, Bruno responded. And with great intensity. As I continued to correspond, James eventually came on board. After a few weeks more, though, James realized something. Bruno is no Randy.

Don't get me wrong - what follows, which are the actual and unedited correspondences and phone calls between ourselves and Bruno, are truly hilarious. At times funnier than the STP, part 1. But they're just missing something. Randy's sheer stupidity, his unmatchable desperation - they will never be touched. Nonetheless, it is with great pleasure that I give you The Stephanie Tanner Project 1.5: An International Affair. Enjoy. Oh, and by the way, don't worry. This is the last installment of the STP series. But something much better is in the works, my friends.