Here we see the criticizm that I misplaced my assignments, that I got off to a shaky start. Lisa Cobb also states that she will continue to work with me, to improve my orginazational habits. Bitch.
Really? It's essential that I start completing assignments? I think it's essential that you die. And not only is homework an "integral part of the entire learning experience," it was also an integral part of my useless, bullshit school life. "I suspect that some of the work is difficult for him, but he must try." Give me a fucking break. Difficult. I guess I couldn't handle "The Golden Goblet."
He is gradually internalizing the need to follow oral and written directions carefully?!?! What the fuck does that mean?!?! I mean, how was my 10-year old, 5th grade mind supposed to handle that! God. She was a hunchback anyways.
"Drawing the Line." Hilarious.
Reading this, I now realize how useless most of my education was. How on earth is a 5th grader supposed to absorb or learn anything about Georgio de Chirico. I would've been better off learning something that I could have actually applied in my real life. Give me a break. And I frequently arrive "without a pencil?" That's just awesome. Just awesome.
I love Mr. Palmiter. He was always basically one of my favorite teachers, and I was in his class for 6 years. But how can I not get a little creeped out by seeing him write "fingering." And I mean his handwriting...I mean it looks like he's maybe 8 years old...
Ok it should be noted that one year later, I accidentally punched Mrs. Rogers extremely hard, right in the fucking chest. I did this only because I thought she was Johnson Wagner. Who wouldn't want to punch Johnson Wagner.