Real American Heroes & Real Men of Genius.
you've gotta be able to play mp3's to be down with this section....
When one asks the question: "What was the funniest thing you've ever heard - ie, was there something that happened in life that provoked the hardest laughing experience that you've ever had," one typically expects the answer "I don't know." Well my friends, this is an easy question for me to answer. Last year, in Nashville, TN, on some random summer night, I was driving around in my oldschool 86 honda accord, listening to some random radio station. For now, we'll simply say that it was Y107.
Now typically, I don't listen to the radio. The radio is shit. There's never anything on, and I cannot tolerate the fucking commercials. But on this night perhaps I was feeling a bit different. Upon completion of a set of songs, the commercials began. These songs included (and yes this is made up but I want to keep it interesting): Joe Public - Live and Learn, Skee-lo - I wish, Positive K - I gotta man & N2Deep - Back to the Hotel.
Now on the rare occasions when I do listen to the radio, I certainly don't fuck with the commercials. They're the most god-awful thing in the entire world. But what I heard immediately caused a lot of laughter. This is what I heard:
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You done listening? Now I'm sure you'll agree with me that that was absolutely hilarious. I mean lets face it. The only good commercials are beer commercials. Also commercials for phone sex are pretty solid, but i mean whatever. This spurned my interest. Was this an isolated spot, or where there more of these commercials available?
Here is the complete archive. My personal favorites would have to be "Mr. Garden Gnome Maker," "Mr Footlong Hotdog Inventor," "Mr Inspirational Poster Writer," "Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer," and of course, perhaps my fav of all, "Mr. Putt-putt golf course designer." Enjoy, friends.
Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player
Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer
Mr. Garden Gnome Maker
Mr. Bass Plaque Maker
Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker-Upper
Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
Mr. Fake Tattoo Inventor
Mr. Giant Foam Finger Inventor
Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter
Mr. Male Football Cheerleader
Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Co-ordinator
Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater
Mr. Pro Wrestling Costume Designer
Mr. Reallly Bad Toupee Wearer
Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy
Mr. Toilet Paper Re-filler
Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator
Mr. Jelly Donut Filler
Mr. Parking Attendant Flashlight Waver
Mr. Fortune Cookie Writer
Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter
Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer
Mr. Putt-Putt Golf Course Designer
Mr. All-you-can-eat Buffet Inventor
Mr. Bowling Shoes Giver-Outter
Mr. Outside the Stadium Peanut Seller
Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer
Mr. Major Leauge Infield Raker
Mr. Footlong Hotdog Inventor
Thats every single one that's been put out in the past year and a half. We can only wait for more.