Have you ever had this one special thing you do, or place you go to - and
this thing or place is so important to you, that despite your overwhelming
desire to share it with others, you decide instead to keep it a secret?

Such is how I feel about this CD. But I feel like I owe it to you, my viewing
audience, to share this homoerotic masterpiece with you. If I didn't, I
would go to my grave knowing that I'd refused to impart this wonderful gift
upon you - and that's just unacceptable.

"Arnold Schwarzenegger's Total Body Workout" is "spoken excercise
instruction by Arnold Schwarzenegger over musical recordings." That's how
Sony Music, the company that put this album out, describes it. I, however,
prefer to think of it as an auditory orgasm. This is, I swear to god, one of
the funniest things I have ever heard. If you browse around this website,
you may find 10 or 15 other instances where I've typed that phrase, but I
feel pretty confident about it this time. The first time I heard this CD, I almost
urinated myself with laughter.

Arnold breaks this album into two parts: "excercises without weights," and
"excercises with weights." I will provide track by track analysis, along with
mp3 downloads of each one, so you can follow along.

Come and Explore Arnold Schwarzenegger's Total Body Workout.